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Coffee: Because Adulting is Hard and Naps Aren't Allowed. | Flavorful Bliss Unisex Premium T-Shirt
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You’ve got responsibilities. Deadlines. People who need things from you. And absolutely zero time for a nap. Enter: coffee. The only socially acceptable way to survive the relentless demands of being a functioning adult.
This premium unisex tee says what everyone in the office is already thinking. Wear it proudly — you’ve earned it.
- 100% combed cotton (Marle colors: 85% cotton, 15% viscose)
- Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² — substantial and premium
- Regular fit with crew neck
- Pre-shrunk to maintain size and shape wash after wash
- Side-seamed construction for a clean silhouette
- Double-needle topstitch on sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Available in S – 3XL
Naps: not an option. Coffee: non-negotiable.
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